Friday, April 08, 2005

Next Scene after Previous One....

Consciousness slowly trudged back into Dental's head and hit him repeatedly, with a big stick. He woke up with a tremendous headache. He felt a white light stabbing his eyes, even though they were closed. He opened his eyes and saw what seemed to be a tunnel, with a white light at the end. The light seemed to speak directly to his body, bypassing his brain. He got up like a man in a dream and began to walk towards the light. The mad cackle of the evil Head Shrink could be heard echoing off the walls. Suddenly an arm grabbed his shoulder from behind and pulled him back. Dental whirled around, the spell broken, suddenly aware of where he was, and looked into the wildly insane eyes of Amithug. Amithug had honed his skill of delivering bad jokes to a fatal perfection (quite literally), his mind had been completely devoted to the R&D of jokes that were more lethal than any known before. The light couldn't affect him.

"Dental, you were in a trance. What's happening?" asked Amithug.
"I don't know, the light, it does something to you...you obey it."

Shuffling sounds were heard from nearby as Angelax and Shrutgar stumbled up and began to walk towards the light with their arm stretched out. The mad cackling had stopped, and a slurping noise could be heard as the Head Shrink drank some water to sooth his throat, which had become parched with all that cackling. Then the cackling began in earnest, again. In between cackles, was also heard " $&%& the Dramatic Effect bloody *#&$!@ " and "$&%^ all authors, @*(&!$&&#*".

Dental and Amithug snapped the other two out of the trance.
The voice of the Head Shrink rang out through the room.
"You idiots, now you'll have to die the painful way! Guards! Kill Them! Slowly! Muhahahahahaha!"
A group of guards ran into the room, wearing helmets with visors on them. The patients took up various positions in order to repel the attack. Angelax stood in the middle, perpetrating a hip-hop song. Occasionally, some guard who fell under her influence would begin to wobble and jerk in rhyme with the rhythm until he was out of her influence. Some other guards were rapping around her, and making weird motions with their arms, occasionally shouting out "Yo!", with disbelief written large across their faces. Shrutgar meanwhile, sat crosslegged on the floor, with the pencil she always kept behind her ear. She was expounding the theory of Data Interpretation and Pie charts. Many of the guards had lost their minds and were sitting like obedient children in front of her while she turned what was left of their minds to pulp and danced on it. Dental in one corner, was making an extempore speech about how he loved dogs, causing many of the guards to cover their ears and flee in terror, while Amithug in the other corner, began to bring out of cold storage, some of the more promising jokes he'd developed. The guards around him lost their minds and began to think of themselves as an assorted array of improbable creatures like birds, frogs and fairytale princesses. In around 10 minutes, most of the guards had escaped, some were cowering in a corner with their ears and eyes shut, while some were playing ringa-ringa-roses in the middle of the cell, with deliriously happy expressions. The fearsome quattro(?) walked slowly towards the light, concentrating hard in order to prevent their minds, or what was left of it, from being hijacked by the light. The head shrink cackled "You idiots, you think you'll survive? What do you think your doing?"
"Nurse! Get more guards!"
"I'm sorry sir, the doctors have all locked themselves into the isolation cells. The head nurse, locked this door and swallowed the key, before he put himself into a straitjacket." said the Nurse.
The group walked past the source of the light. As their eyes adjusted to the dim gloom of the room, they saw the head shrink standing behind his machine, the one that was projecting the light. There were two doors. One was locked, had a glass pane on the door, and the face of a worried Nurse peered out anxiously. The other door, which lead outside to freedom, was open.
"Okay fellows, lets do this right, right?" said Dental.
All of them except Shrutgar took out dark tinted stylish shades from their pockets and wore them.
The last thing the Head Shrink saw was Angelax tapping Shrutgar on the shoulder and saying "Unleash the Shrutalizer."
Shrutgar closed her eyes and opened her mouth in a wide, wide, wide, wide grin. A blinding flash went through the room. The Head Shrink, began to blabber and mutter, his mind completely destroyed. The Shrutalizer was like a "defense standard shredder" except that it used the mind instead of paper.
Shrutgar opened her eyes after making sure that she'd stopped grinning. There's no sense in committing pointless mental suicide. The others removed the shades and safely tucked them into their pockets.
"Well, now I guess we're free..." said Angelax, pointing at a door, which lead out into the sunshine.
"But what will we do, once we're outside?" asked Dental.
"We could fight crime and sanity..." suggested Shrutgar.
"Incidentally", said Amithug, "Do you think a 'head shrink' that was, could be called a 'head shrunk'?"
They walked into freedom, freedom for the insane to live as they please. Freedom to practice, preach and propagate their insanity. Freedom.

7 Comments:

Blogger Shrutz said...

*sits cross-legged on floor with pencil stuck behind ear*
there's 1% probability you wil survive my next post unscathed...
*BIG smile*

9/4/05 07:42  
Blogger Amit said...

*Ladies and Gentlemen, in the red corner, we have Shrutz the Terror, and in the blue, we have Amit The Horror. In between, we have Dental and Angelax. Let the fight begin and may the looniest win.*

@DM you'r a sadist..you want to watch me being ripped apart and torn to shreds verbally?? :D You and angel should join in......I don't want to die alone!

9/4/05 13:16  
Blogger Angel said...

you're on you own, man!!
Dens, gimme five!

9/4/05 21:06  
Blogger Amit said...

*Takes his pair of really stylish shades and puts them on*

Now I'm ready for anything you can throw at me Shrutz.. :D:D:D:D (as densel says ;o) )

9/4/05 22:37  
Blogger Shrutz said...

:D :D :D :D :D.....
hah!

10/4/05 20:10  
Blogger Roz aka The Twinset said...

Pah hahahaha! Silly sodsages! This is gettin' joocy...

*watches on, while munchin' popcorn*

20/4/05 00:48  
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